POKAFASE

POKAFASE
"THE MAYOR"

"RUNNING TOTAL"

"WHAT'CHA LOOKING FOR?"

WELCOME TO "QUOTE:UNQUOTE" THE OFFICIAL POKAFASE BLOG!

This is the middle stall in the last rest area bathroom on the information highway....you never know what will be on the wall, but it will most certainly be entertaining.



That being said, I am POKAFASE (yes, in all caps everytime). Welcome to my blog. Truth is, I shouldve done this ages ago, but as cliche would have it, "Better late than never". ("but never late is better" - Drake) Congratulations and welcome again! You've stumbled across my headquarters. EVERYTHING you've ever wanted to download, purchase from, or know about POKAFASE, EMPIRE (formerly the League Of Kings), the ultra-classified P.H. Project, and a select few, handpicked, incredibly talented, emcees will be right here at your fingertips from this day forward. In addition I will be your guide, offering intelligent commentary as well as ignorant-ass opinion on a wide variety of subjects.



I plan on having a good time with this blog shit so buckle up.

(Oh yeah, PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED, I believe devoutly in free speech and I dont pull many punches.)



Now there are only a few things you NEED to know and they are as follows:



-I DON'T apologize in advance. (why? It's simple....I say what I mean.)



-You DON'T have to like me, agree, nor empathize when I'm bitching; you do, however, have to respect me. ("Respect given is respect due, and I expect to respect you." -POKAFASE)



-You DON'T have to read this blog. (Though it is GREATLY appreciated.)



and finally....



You DO have to have a good time, an open mind, and an appreciation for musical excellence.



THANK YOU FOR PAUSING FOR A SECOND TO STEP IN TO MY WORLD. ( I really can't say it enough, THANKS)



Sincerely,



POKAFASE

NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.

NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.

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THE MUSIC


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"...I've got the formula to move the crowd/Shepherd's Pi...." -POKAFASE

"...I've got the formula to move the crowd/Shepherd's Pi...." -POKAFASE

"U LOVE IT"

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RANDOM ARCHIVE #42

RANDOM ARCHIVE #42

"REQUIRED LISTENING" - 10 CDs (albums) you put in and just let play:

  • AQUEMINI - Outkast
  • BLUEPRINT III - Jay-Z
  • GET RICH OR DIE TRYING - 50cent
  • ILLADELPH HALFLIFE - The Roots
  • ME AGAINST THE WORLD - Tupac Shakur
  • MIDNIGHT MARAUDERS - A Tribe Called Quest
  • MUDDY WATERS - Redman
  • READY TO DIE - Notorious B.I.G
  • THE MARSHALL MATHERS LP - Eminem
  • THE NAKED TRUTH - Lil Kim

MASTER OF CERMONIES

RANDOM ARCHIVE #37

RANDOM ARCHIVE #37

RANDOM ARCHIVE #88

RANDOM ARCHIVE #88

Friday, October 15, 2010

WELCOME TO EMCEE 101

EMCEE 101 is my gift to you. It's the gift that keeps on giving, EXPERIENCE! Since the art of emcee-ing has been heavily diluted and "rap" is the new medium for mediocrity, mockery, and coonish behavior, I felt it necessary to include this opportunity, for those who would like to set themselves apart from the madness and learn the artform, in my blog. For those of you that may be well versed in the art, consider this a refresher. Some of you have gotten sloppy anyways, I'll probably do you some good.
These lessons are a compilation of things I've either been taught, observed, or bumped my head and learned the hard way. ("....Hov (POKE) did that/ so hopefully you won't have to go through that." -Jay-Z)
They are presented to you in no particular order because they are all important.
Don't start bitchin', it's game for free.
Now....let's begin....
Lesson 1: YOUR MICROPHONE SCREAMS FOR YOU!



We've all been to THAT show. You know the one where "rapper X" is on stage with ALL of his boys, and everyone is not only talking at the same time (see Lesson 2: THIS IS NOT POP-WARNER and Lesson 3: ONLY IF WE'RE SINGING), but talking at the TOP of their lungs.

!NEWSFLASH!

The mic screams for you! Now...we can't  hear you at all! You have defeated your purpose, and you look like an amateur ASS! We didn't know your song before you began this tirade, but we were willing to listen. However, after sitting through just one minute of your set, not song, SET! I'm ready to "Vincent Van Gogh"(look it up) myself and switch the remaining ear to adult contemporary; at least their sissy tone is light on the eardrums!

Its not cool, dope or fresh. You're not rapping harder because you're louder. Cmon dawg, you hear it too.

USE YOUR SOUNDCHECK! (See Lesson 7: USE YOUR SOUNDCHECK) Its is a moment, albeit a late one, to tend to the details, adjust the levels and declare your professionalism. Tune your show, or people will stop coming to watch you show your tune.

That's enough for lesson one. Live with it.
In the meantime, today's REQUIRED LISTENING is "Verbal Intercourse" Raekwon ft. Nas and Ghostface off the ONLY BUILT FOR CUBAN LINKS LP

Pay special attention to Nas' fluidity and effortless delivery.

DEUCES

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